REBIRTH TEE
REBIRTH TEE
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Step into the existential fast lane with our "REBIRTH TEE". This tee features a wickedly cool, vintage illustration that shows that the cycle of life isn't just a journey but a badass ride from cradle to grave.
Key Features:
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Edgy Artwork: Embrace the dark humor of life’s inevitable progression depicted in an epic, vintage graphic that’s both provocative and profound.
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Premium Craft: Constructed with 100% US cotton, this tee promises comfort that lasts from your first adventure to your last. For the rebels, we’ve mixed in some variety: Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester; Heather and Safety Colors blend 50% cotton with 50% polyester; Antique Colors and Sport Grey rock a 90% cotton, 10% polyester combo.
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Consciously Made: Not just cool but conscious. Our cotton is sustainably sourced and ethically produced, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for a guilt-free wardrobe staple.
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Sleek Fit: Tapped shoulders for a sharp upper-body fit, and seamless sides for a clean, uninterrupted flow that matches your smooth style.
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Built to Last: Features a ribbed knit collar that stretches the limits of durability and elasticity, so your look stays fresh, come what may.
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Comfort First: With a tear-away label, say goodbye to itchy distractions and hello to uninterrupted comfort.
Rock the existential narrative with the "REBIRTH TEE". Perfect for those who like their fashion served with a side of existential dread and a dash of sarcasm. Here’s to laughing in the face of mortality—one shirt at a time.
Brought to you by Velvet Attic
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